My Cat is Such an Idiot
I get home, find that he has no food or water, probably because my mom didn’t provide him with enough before she left for the weekend, and find grassy puke on the floor. So of course he’s flipping out and I feed him and give him water. Then he proceeds, like the fatty he is, to GORGE himself on the food. And then guess what? HE FUCKING PUKES IT BACK UP 10 MINUTES LATER.
THANKS, TIGER. I JUST LOOOOOOVVVEEEE CLEANING UP YOUR VOMIT.
Ugh. Cats. -_-
